perriwinkle:

*knits myself a thong*

One of the more embarrassing moments of my life: I texted my Aunt “I want to fuck your brains out” in response to “How is everything going”. Oops, no wonder why my boyfriend didn’t respond… And neither did she lol

krystalrneth:

U know you’ve grown up when you don’t find the same people on YouTube funny anymore

(Source: foodtrucker)

unretrieved:

I need $$
Not friends

snorlaxatives:

7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks

theirs:

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals


tsunamiwavesurfing:

endnegativity:

Reasons why El-P of Run The Jewels is the best #5525

cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

(Source: prixcum)

A flesh light that doubles as a flash light