100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

perchu:

plasticbagvevo:

perchu:

my nose is cold

put it in the oven

ok

magicbuffet:

idk man, let people dance like shit

let people have fun and dance like shit cos people are too serious about way too many things and if you wanna break out your old white dad moves at the club then do it, shit i’ll probably join u


sarcasticmisanthropicvegan:

 

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