lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

perchu:

plasticbagvevo:

perchu:

my nose is cold

put it in the oven

ok

magicbuffet:

idk man, let people dance like shit

let people have fun and dance like shit cos people are too serious about way too many things and if you wanna break out your old white dad moves at the club then do it, shit i’ll probably join u


sarcasticmisanthropicvegan:

 

(Source: sandandglass)


evaded:

overwhelminq:

adultrebel:

CHECK OUT WHAT HAPPENED WHEN YOUR FAVORITE 90’s CARTOONS WENT TO COLLEGE!

I believe the Helga Pataki one haha. She’d be like single white female.

Fucking Ed, Edd, and Eddy

pospiscal:

*cracks my knuckles* time to complain

(Source: popiscle)

outrights:

cuddle me or give me cash either is acceptable 

toopaletofunction:

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some