I lost my only decent friend because I'm a bitch
*watches anaconda video*
me: *does 100 squats*
I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes
Babies have no concept of object permanence
That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read.
don’t you hate it when money goes away when you spend it